You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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