What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize