Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Hippo gnu deer
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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