im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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