I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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