nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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