Are we in a gay sports bar?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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