I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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