Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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