We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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