don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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