Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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