he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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