NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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