Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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