Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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