I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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