she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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