what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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