it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
where am i from again
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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