Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Randomize
