the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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