I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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