our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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