Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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