billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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