..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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