at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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