After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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