i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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