So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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