escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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