She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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