Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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