vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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