is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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