...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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