Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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