Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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