she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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