she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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