Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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