walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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