I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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