the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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