You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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