you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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