Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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