Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Randomize
