real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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