does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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