; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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