I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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