so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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