I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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