no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.