so I'm never txting u again after today...
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.