my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
god, I love you
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
We have started to decorate penises.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.