So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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