WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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