there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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