I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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