She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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